No One Knows Anything Really

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This is the cymbal
That sounds like a kiss
This is the hi hat
When you step on it
It sounds like a kiss
Smack smack smack
Kiss kiss kiss

No one knows
No one knows anything
No one knows
No one knows really

This is the symbol
That looks like a kiss
This is the letter X
When you write or type it
It stands for a kiss
Kiss kiss kiss

There is no word
That feels like a kiss
There's no symbol for that
Kiss is the only word that comes close
Kiss comes closer than anything else
And if you say it enough times
You forget what it means
And if you do it enough times
Well, then your mouth gets tired
But some people you never get tired of talking to
Some people you can say nothing at all


from Temping, released November 21, 2016
John Barrett: drums
Stu Barter: bass
Duncan Brown: synths, piano
Joel Cox: bass
Nicole Robson: backing vocals
Ed Seed: singing, synths, guitar, drum machines
Isobel Waller-Bridge: singing
John Waugh: saxophone

Written by Ed Seed & the Stats Organisation (Barrett/Barter/Brown/Robson/Waller-Bridge/Whiting)

Recorded by Ant Whiting at Dangstein and RAK Studios, additional production by Ed Seed. RAK sounds engineered by Robbie Nelson



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Stats are a minimal-maximal pop band from London. Stats can't dance and Stats don't take drugs. Stats are a way of looking at the world.

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